Ok don't look.?

A cowboy lay sprawled across three seatsin a posh Amarillo Theater.When the usher came by and noticed this,he wispered to the cowboy"sir your only allowed one seat".

The cowboy groaned but did'nt budge.

The usher became more impatient."sir i don't care if you drunk-if you don't get up from there im going to have to get the manager."

Once again the cowboy groaned.The usher quickly marched away.

Moments later he returned with the manager.They tryed repeatedly to move the cowboy,nothing worked,

They summoned the police,The texas ranger serveyed the situation briefly then asked,

"All right buddy,what's your name?"

"Sam",the cowboy moaned,

"where'ya from,sam?"asked the ranger.

With pain in his voice sam replied------- "The Balcony."

Ok don't look.?theatre tickets

Nice one, have to tell it to my old Dad, he'll think it's funny! Nite Nite!

Ok don't look.?opera house opera theater

funny joke

poor cowboy

=]
thats funny.lol.but thats gotta hurt
Did you say he had gone to see "Splash" or splat.
Hehe, you cheered me up...

Thanks for that.

Lol.
ha, no wonder the poor bugger didn't move.

stupid ushers they're always trying to be the big man
ummmmmmmm..... I dont get it
hahahahaha that really is`nt that bad made me laugh 9/10

av a nice night sleep well
That hurt but your joke made it better. lol
ouch
lol nice Joke
WTH??? I deserve three points for reading all of that garbage.
Ouch, ouch, and there's me trying to get over falling off a ladder. Still it was a good joke, it didn't go where I thought it would.
sam i am
OK good one fellow!
Not bad!