Do you have any pets that you can't just separate from them?

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

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Funny question,I really liked it.

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That was a googy ,crack another that is allwhite...only yolking..stop you say..eggcellent idea...poor little thing couldn't help it , he was peckish I guess..Amanda may have been looking for a man da hug. tee hee..then she got chicken.
hahahahhahaha.........love it babe!!
Just love it.
ha ha... very good.. i like that... im never going to be able to look at the chicken clients the same again..
hahahahaha
Lmfao.. omg, that was good..
hahaha but no... us chickens dont like that that theater should be ashamed not lettin us chickens in mabye i should show htem my medals =]

plz though u shouldve brought a man bag or something in not down the pants ewww
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keep em comin!