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One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window 2 distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about 2 get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"

As an airplane is about 2 crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going 2 die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough 2 make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this

Anybody like my jokes plz comment plz rate and plz give me a star if u think these jokes are funny?secure browser

very funny, thankx i needed that

Anybody like my jokes plz comment plz rate and plz give me a star if u think these jokes are funny?home theater opera theater

heard it before, but i still like it
pretty good, had a nice laugh

here's a star
the first one is kinda funny but the second one made me laugh
I liked the second joke better.. "Here, iron this"... LOL... thanks for making me smile!
OK Jack
I liked these jokes fine. But it's too bad that you do not accept email because I wanted to message you to put me on your joke list for email.
womp womp womp... could do better
very funny stuff! i liked the 2nd one better! a star for you my friend.
nice
3 out of 5 .
10/10 %26amp; a star for the first one %26amp; 5/10 for the second..
ok i liked the2ed better
cute cute jokes hun. :) I really liked them, they made me giggle hehe :)