How bout this one?

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

How bout this one?performing arts center

there's one that goes like this

"There is a man that is a pilot and he put a little chick in his pants because it wasn't allowed on the plane, anyway so he unzipps his pants and his co-pilot says "dude, did your eggs just hatch?" (balls)"

How bout this one?sunshine opera theater

Ha Ha .....Good one!!!!!
Pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh to end the day here in the Mountain time zone.
lovely
lmao
oh so lovely HAHAHA
I almost stifled a laugh
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nice.
LOL Hilarious! LOL.

Kudos! 10*

Thanks for the laughs!

It is a Good Joke!
half funny.
LOL that was...hmmm......a little weird. But funny.
very very funny
Not funny at all
i agree with 1/2 funny
haha i love it great joke!
that's grooooooooooss
thats really funny. nice one dude
o gosh that was kind of disturbing
Funny
Not funny!! That was my popcorn!!! LMAO!!!!
not bad
LOL That's TOO good
Ew. This one is gross. not funny!!
* Funny....lol