Thursday, December 10, 2009

Funny or what?

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.



"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.



"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.



"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."



The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.



The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.



The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"



Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."



The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"



Funny or what?greek theater



The peeping cock sometimes eats popcorn and sometimes chips from the women in the neighbouring seats!



Please tell me which is the original source for this joke.



Funny or what?performing arts show opera theater



lmao, thats cute?
I don't get the eating my popcorn thing.
10/10
THIS IS A RUBBISH JOKE
lol, gross
I have an objection to the statement...



"If you have seen one you have seen them all"



What do you think guys?
6.5/10
That's definitely funny.
good one lol.
funny
just a little fun bcuz I've heard better
Pretty good - I was expecting something about a man choking the chicken.....
A little bit funny.
hahhahaha
lol nice one
7 out of 10
lol that hilarious rotflmao
Booo
It was o.k.
good one lol
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hahaha really nice lol
haha I like it..its really cute.
thats cute
Good one.
i smirked but not 1 of ur best 8/10 hunni x
Popcorn Chicken! Hilarious.
yep funny :)
not funny at all

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