Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
? Specify that this order is "To Go".
? Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
? At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
? When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
? Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
? Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
? Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?"
? When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
? Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
? Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all.
? Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ".
? When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
? When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
? Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
? Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
? After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
? Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
? Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
? Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
? In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
? When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
? Drive through with a car load of naked people.
? Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
? Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
? Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
? Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
? If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe."
? All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer鈥檚 name is going to be said.
Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o#*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut
out the outline and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Smuggle in cans of roaches, locusts, ants, and other bugs that can annoy and reproduce quickly. You may even bring in some rats. Then sit in the very back, open the jars, and toss the bugs out on the ground. Since the floor is more slanted in the back the bugs will spread
throughout the theater faster. Be sure to be the first one to raise and scream "There鈥檚 a #*@!roach crawling up my leg!" Then run out into the
lobby and start yelling "there鈥檚 #*@!roaches in here!" Or "This theater is contaminated!" The theater will have to close down and fumigate the
showroom(s), and after this little "accident" no one will want to go back to the theater anyway!
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that鈥檚 showing
Tell me if this is funny?tickets i laughed my a** off and so did my b/f where did you come up with that stuff
Tell me if this is funny?ballet opera theater
i read some of it and yes it was funny
$#@%! You wrote all that!?
You know what,let me ask YOU the question.
How long did it take you to write all that?
Well....it was definitely long
To make there jobs harder is not right, it is wrong. Don't want to see you at the movies, either. It is just plain wrong. But maybe, when you get older, you will grow out of it.
That takes too much energy to do. Reading it was exhausting in itself. Nah don't think I'd try that. I like my freedom and I wouldn't want to give it up to be in a cell with a girl named tough Bertha.
My BF %26amp; I laughed our t*ts off at the drive thru, but I couldnt even read the movie one. Its WRONG to be IGNORANT at a MOVIE
33% funny, 6% hilarious, 47% not so funny, 11% mean and cruel, and 3% nonsense. Thanks for wasting 10 miutes of my life.
Looking for lotsa attention, eh?
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GEEZ...
hilarious
no
you expect me to read all that ****?
hilarious
gonna use a few
love the order and slip out of line one
The drive-thru ones were pretty clever, but the movie oens are plain rude. The difference is that people at fast food places are PAID top deal with you, while people at the movies PAID to be there. If you tried any of that crap in a movie I went to, I would aks to have you removed, or to have my money back and speak to the manager about their refusal to deal with the issue.
In other words, try the fast food stuff (I used to laugh about that sorta stuff back when I worked fast food decades ago). Don't do the movie stuff. I have actually had to ask theaters to remove people before and they did, with no money back to them.
Oh, another good thing is to try to mess with toll collectors. Pretent to speak some foreign language and try to get a receipt, without using any English words. I got a list of those as well.
it is funny but too long
it was funny for the first 15 than i realized i was going to be here for a while reading them so i stopped
A good one, thanks for the laugh
let me guess
http://www.getannoyed.com/
yeah, pretty funny